… which is based around the idea that by walking in an imaginary straight line I can be more aerodynamic and therefore even faster than I already am - which is 5 times the normal humanoid walking speed. I’ve just tested it on the way back from work on Bethnal Green Road and I’m happy to say that I can easily keep up with joggers now.
I had difficulties catching my reflection in Tesco’s window because I was so damn fast, but I’m sure it looks even more ridiculous than my old gait. But hey, I’m super fast now!
Thanks for my long legs and sense of coordination, mum, and my militaristic posture and determination, dad.