September 2009
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In Sanskrit, the word for ‘chessboard’ and ‘spider’ are...
– This is for Substrom from QI Fact of the Day - I have no idea what his ingeniously twisted brain is going to make of this newfound wisdom.
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Only America Could Have Come Up With..
.. the concept of Baby Tattooville. Its inane selectivist (it’s a word now!), capitalistic and commercial ideal disgusts me to such a high degree that I want to leave the art world behind and work in a Chinese fish factory. Seriously. Where’s the application form?
Who can afford this shit anyway and who gets all the money? I’m sure it’s not the artists…
And yes, I...
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I'm afraid of 3 things...
… and 3 things only.
Planes, dentists and Listerine®.
If I should ever meet a dentist on a crashing plane trying to force Listerine® down my throat, I’ll know that I arrived in hell.
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CHOMP!
(Aaaaactually, Mr Science Guy… I’ve been mimicking sounds for predatory purposes for 30 years now! Just sayin’…)
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After more than 30 years as a fugitive from U.S. justice, Roman Polanski, the...
– - The New York Times
*throws away passport and sticks head in oven*
I’m so ashamed.
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I Think I...
… finally got behind the secret why I make everyone smile at the shop. It’s because I have absolutely no pride, no shame, no seriousness, no fear of inventing new facial expressions every single day, and very importantly, a secret love affair with my own clumsiness. I’m fully aware of how ridiculous and whimsical my words and deeds are most of the time.
I know that I know...
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