(via BB)

defrag:

(via my-ear-trumpet, mrjohnnyblack)

Yep. It’s the new Shoreditch look. (via Shorpy)

defrag:

ennelletti:

tamburina:

theduty:

in mother russia…

underwear decide where they will be worn!

This is not Russian, it’s Serbian.

I’m ashamed that I know. Haha.

Translation:

1)This is underwear that you have worn for many years. They are raggedy, but it would be a shame to throw them away.

2)Old underwear can be very useful. This is how: take the scissors and remove the fabric that goes between the legs.

3) When you finish that, you will have a convenient, short shirt.

4) If you don’t believe it, look how hot the shirt looks!

This, my friends, is why Tumblr exists: To capture the poetic beauty in the afterlife of dirty pants

Have you ever wondered why there is only a limited amount of haircuts available on the market? 

Well, it’s because they’re all being tested first. On me. By one-armed albino homicidal spastics on crack cocaine. In underground mutant rat infested labs. Decorated by Trevor Brown for some obscure reason.

I will probably be scalped tomorrow for releasing this top-secret snapshot of our vain attempts to create a futureproof look inspired by StarTrek, Village of the Damned and your gran, but maybe death is a welcome release from being greeted with a Vulcan salute by the general public and having to live with the devastating prophetic knowledge that in the futah it will be the goddamn LAW to have demented haircuts like thus. 

So there you go.

foxesinbreeches:

frogsandcrowns:

perfumebottle:(via wlate)

Source unknown?

It’s by Denise Grünstein but has been bwified which kinda ruins the whole point. 

atemzauber:

nevver:

For the Pain, Old Chum

venusonfire:

(via kircheriana, carradines)

Perfect Hands of the Day LXXVI

Oh, you lucky Slovenian sods.