New Muntean / Rosenblum show opening tomorrow down the road at Maureen Paley (Bethnal Green, London). Weeeeeee!
1 year agoPosts tagged "bethnal green"
November 18, 2010
November 26, 2009
Flat Search
Mission accomplished. After only two days searching we found ourselves a new place and I’m glad to say that we’ll still be living in great E2. Yay!
We’ll be moving 5 minutes up the road from Bethnal Green to Hackney where I’ll be spending my days beating up elderly ladies at Tesco Metro, stealing porn mags and crash-driving random cars in the good old Live East Die Young spirit.
Weeeeeeeeee!
2 years ago
October 25, 2009
I Developed A New Walking Style…
… which is based around the idea that by walking in an imaginary straight line I can be more aerodynamic and therefore even faster than I already am - which is 5 times the normal humanoid walking speed. I’ve just tested it on the way back from work on Bethnal Green Road and I’m happy to say that I can easily keep up with joggers now.
I had difficulties catching my reflection in Tesco’s window because I was so damn fast, but I’m sure it looks even more ridiculous than my old gait. But hey, I’m super fast now!
Thanks for my long legs and sense of coordination, mum, and my militaristic posture and determination, dad.
2 years ago
August 30, 2009
