Nice photo, but I wouldn’t necessarily do this, oh maiden in the spooky blood red coat of Doooom.
Swans don’t like red, they’re not really into all this Nosferatu bullshit and most importantly, they don’t like humans. As a matter of fact, they can detect idiotic behaviour from a distance of 21.7m and if they come for you, it won’t be because they need a group hug but to chew on your thighs. Yes, I’ve had my.. errm.. escapades with swans, ma’am.
4 years ago