Posts tagged "spats"
November 10, 2010
September 17, 2009
Reason No. 76926831 Why I Hate Spitalfields Market
I don’t even know why I still walk down to Spitalfields Antique Market on Thursdays. The so-called antiques are fake, overpriced, badly taxidermied, smelly - and that pretty much applies to the sellers as well.
Today was particularly horrific. All I wanted was some grey spats. Having no cash on me, I walked up to Liverpool Street to get some moneh out and when I came back to the market, Pete Fucking Doherty was staggering about like an epileptic bulimic elephant hooked on some drugs from outer space that haven’t even been invented yet blowing into a rusty trumpet with his herpes ridden lips that he must have stolen from a stall. The trumpet. Or the lips.
I hate you, I hate you so much right now, Spitalfields.
2 years ago