Posts tagged "substrom"

November 18, 2010
The ever lovely Lady Lily (thanks, Lord Substrom!)

The ever lovely Lady Lily (thanks, Lord Substrom!)

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October 25, 2010

missrye asked: Hi there
I found this pic of a blonde girl with a rad buckle dress. It linked to your blog, do you know where this dress comes from?
http://www.darkinthedark.com/tag/animal-hat/

I assume it’s this picture/dress you’re talking about: 

It’s from AllSaints Spitalfields AW 2009 but I absolutely cannot remember what it was called. Substrom used to call it Action Antoinette dress and I think that’s what it should really be called from now on. 

N.B.: I have very limited time to answer everyone’s questions so the next batch will be answered at a later date. Ta. x

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August 19, 2010

Today’s Spitalfields was particularly nice because I had the lovely Aiko273 coming along with me. I’m pleased she gave the leg brace I was umming and ahhing about for weeks a nice home.

Some of today’s finds include a book of sweet bedtime stories for the whole family written by everyone’s favourite children’s book author, Hermann Göring. It includes jolly chapters such as “Finis Germaniae?”, “The Tactics of Legality”, “My Task: The Wiping Out of Marxism and Communism” as well as “Aviation”. A fine read. :)

I also got very useful Red Cross bands, a very truthful shop sign and a tiny head for some obscure reason. 

“Anatomy of the Eye and Orbit” will go to our Great Lord Substrom, I imagine. 

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April 17, 2010

Humans

substrom:

“I can’t stand that face. It’s so strangely rubbery and flat and it seems painful to watch when one of its orifices closes. The eyelids and lips are too tight, the eyes too watery and it makes me feel so UNEASY”

The Cylon Wurzeltod

Motherfrakker. :)

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December 14, 2009
(via cousas) *brainstreams this northwards to Substrom for the perfect caption*

(via cousas)

*brainstreams this northwards to Substrom for the perfect caption*

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November 15, 2009
Mr Substrom (left) and Ms Wurzeltod (right) as Harry and Grace just after the Great War. Awww.. we were so cute and cuddly back then. :)

Mr Substrom (left) and Ms Wurzeltod (right) as Harry and Grace just after the Great War.

Awww.. we were so cute and cuddly back then. :)

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November 7, 2009
This one is for monsieur Substrom. It’s called Asking Forgiveness for a Dreadful Dream Crime featuring a burnt monkey skull. NOTE TO SELF: Eyebrow trimming time!

This one is for monsieur Substrom. It’s called Asking Forgiveness for a Dreadful Dream Crime featuring a burnt monkey skull.

NOTE TO SELF: Eyebrow trimming time!

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September 30, 2009
“ In Sanskrit, the word for ‘chessboard’ and ‘spider’ are the same - ashtapada, meaning ‘having eight legs’.
This is for Substrom from QI Fact of the Day - I have no idea what his ingeniously twisted brain is going to make of this newfound wisdom.
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September 4, 2009
Super Heroines Don’t Shave Their Armpits: … they also don’t wear bras, oh no, they don’t! So this is my Action Antoinette® (courtesy Substrom) outfit from AllSaints a.k.a. genderless bulimo hell. I looked at the bony creature that served me and said “OMG! Size 8! That’s giant! You sure?!?” for about 5 minutes without blinking or answering its stupid statement and I am now convinced that it was in fact a tattooed alien with an East London language chip. Also, where’s my right arm?! o_O

Super Heroines Don’t Shave Their Armpits:

… they also don’t wear bras, oh no, they don’t!

So this is my Action Antoinette® (courtesy Substrom) outfit from AllSaints a.k.a. genderless bulimo hell.

I looked at the bony creature that served me and said “OMG! Size 8! That’s giant! You sure?!?” for about 5 minutes without blinking or answering its stupid statement and I am now convinced that it was in fact a tattooed alien with an East London language chip.

Also, where’s my right arm?! o_O

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