Posts tagged "teeth"
horked-deactivated20101009-deac asked: Well, you have very pretty teeth. Did you wear braces?
Haha. Yes, 15 pairs from the age of 5 until 15. I’ve had them all. Heck, I even had a “I’m proud to wear braces” badge.
Casts of my 4-year-old jaws can still be found at the Medical History Museum of the City of Zurich as a shocking example of teeth malformation. I’m so damn famous.3 years ago
- Jack Handey
In other most poetic news, half of my upper left canine broke off when I decided to floss (go figure…) my teeth after a decade. I’m clearly falling apart/rotting from the inside.
Also, fuck you, Safari 4.0.2 and your stupid cover flow nonsense that always makes my browser crash. I normally work with an average of 67 open tabs and clear my history like Mengele so I lose all my bloody data mining whenever you crash, you rotten piece of shit browser. Gah!4 years ago