Posts tagged "the onion"

June 17, 2010
. the onion satire banksy granny rose biggin
November 3, 2009
Pigeon Obsession V (via The Onion)

Pigeon Obsession V (via The Onion)

. the onion satire pigeon vomit pigeon obsession
October 31, 2009
Happy Halloween from auntie Wurzeltod, my dear children! :) (via The Onion)

Happy Halloween from auntie Wurzeltod, my dear children! :) (via The Onion)

. the onion halloween children safety tips satire
October 27, 2009
. halloween the onion satire video
October 23, 2009
Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something Oh-So-Precious Into His Moleskine Notebook
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September 27, 2009
. the onion satire radio army of the dead
September 24, 2009
. the onion radio growth pope religion
September 20, 2009
. the onion satire radio mowing
September 16, 2009

"There is a strong misconception that these gigantic creatures of destruction were created or mutated directly as a result of radiation," Japanese Diet member Kentaro Kumagai said. "This is simply not true. These monsters pre-date the atomic age by millions of years. Atomic testing in the Pacific did not create Godjira, as many naive souls would have you believe. The blasts merely awoke Godjira from his eons-long sleep at the bottom of the sea, where he had slumbered for a million years encased in a block of ice."

"Godjira! King of Monsters!" he added.

. the onion satire quote japan radioactivity
August 27, 2009
. video the onion satire minotaur torture