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“There is a strong misconception that these gigantic creatures of destruction were created or mutated directly as a result of radiation,” Japanese Diet member Kentaro Kumagai said. “This is simply not true. These monsters pre-date the atomic age by millions of years. Atomic testing in the Pacific did not create Godjira, as many naive souls would have you believe. The blasts merely awoke Godjira from his eons-long sleep at the bottom of the sea, where he had slumbered for a million years encased in a block of ice.”
“Godjira! King of Monsters!” he added.